Now here’s an fine piece of technology that deserves high fanfare, you guessed it: THE DARTH VADER TOASTER. Now you can bring your Pop-Tarts out of their frosty carbonite hibernation with the seal of Vader himself! Check out the cool copy from Star Wars.com.
-James DonVito
If there’s something every Sith Lord knows how to do it’s make a balanced breakfast! While the Jedi have to live off of Jawa juice and fried nerfsteak, the Dark Lord of the Sith prefers to have a reminder of his fiery Mustafar defeat at his breakfast table. Every morning he burns that moment into a slice of bread with the Darth Vader Toaster. This black, ominous kitchen appliance easily leaves the mark of Vader’s helmet in every yummy piece of toast. Slather some Bantha butter on top, or make two pieces for an extra-Sithy BLT. Force power not required to operate toaster!
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